The Horny Nerd
Gay shit. Bad jokes.


slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”


"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"



deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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